Our esteemed CEO, Todd, is out of the country and leaving us to our own devices. While he is in France, Lijit is in the capable hands of Stan....which means, really, that anything could happen. Here's what a few of us have planned while the boss is on vacation:
Leslie is going to abscond with the $3.3 million and move to an island in an undisclosed tropical location.
Andy plans on bringing back the orange.
Charlie is going to finish off whatever beer Todd left in the fridge.
Derek is planning a fun Lijit easter egg so that when you search for anything with "Derek" in it, you get a flash version of Pong rather than search results.
Colleen and Dan went on vacations of their own, so they will be relaxing and getting tan while Todd is gone.
Stan intends on turning Lijit into a multinational media conglomerate and hosting lavish foam dance parties in the office.
We also have two new guys here in the office. Mike is our new network guy and I think he plans on just keeping his head above water with both Todd and Dan being away. However, the other new guy, Joe, has already staked out exactly what he's doing while the CEO is out of the country...
This is our newest evangelist, making himself comfortable in Todd's office while checking out the available music options. And what about my plans? Well, judging from the above picture, I think I'll have my hands full hazing training the new guy.
Nice! I haven't had a pair of shoes since I was in San Francisco. :)
Rex
Posted by: Rex Dixon | July 19, 2007 at 05:59 PM